Ten Tips for Staying Awake in Christian Scriptures II


  1. Obtain a large blended caramel latte with an espresso shot. Drink slowly.
  2. Chew gum.
  3. Doodle in margins of notebook when lecture content is irrelevant.
  4. Jesus is awesome. Write it 50 times.
  5. Underline important facts in notebook with a different color pen.
  6. Think about how much you want an A.
  7. Pretend the exegesis assignment is canceled.
  8. Draw a picture of Jesus in a boat. Make sure He’s smiling.
  9. List off the 12 disciples.
  10. Recite the New Testament books in the possible order in which they may have been written.

Love&hugs, Meg<3

 

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